Maybe I’m just a sucker for cheesy Hollywood stories where the good guy walks away from a giant explosion carrying the hot lead actress.
It’s like people who think McDonald’s tastes awful. You’re all jaded. You can’t appreciate the small things in life!
Moving on, I’d like to make a pledge that if I ever see a trekky or a Jedi knight dissing one another, I will DDT said fanboy into convention concrete.
Y’all both have a new daddy, and he’s playing both of your moms.
Get over it.
This is a good thing.
He is a good guy.
He will give you presents for your birthday, Easter, Valentines day, and Chrismahanukwanzakah
Incidentally, I have no idea what the new Star Wars movie will be about- so for the time being I will fantasize that they will get Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher to reprise their roles.
And if they can’t swing that, they sure as hell better get Billie Dee Williams, I’m damn sure he’s not busy.
So anyways- How do you feel about this? Do you think he’ll be able to polish up Star Wars like he did on Star Trek? Or maybe that’s a bad thing? Come on amigos and amigas– I wanna hear that trash talk!
Also– Am I the only one that thinks he looks like a young version of the grumpy old man from UP?